Rioja (eagerly): "Honey I'm Home!"
Woman: "What are you doing here? I wasn't going to drink tonight"
Rioja: "Ah, but you know you want to"
Woman: "I'm thinking about it"
Rioja (beguilingly): "Just one glass won't hurt"
Woman: "But I'm on my own, it's a bad idea"
Rioja: "I'll keep you company, help you relax"
Woman: "But then you'll put me in a bad mood and give me a headache"
Rioja: "You'll be fine, and anyway it's sad not to drink on a Saturday night"
Woman: "But I'm happy and you'll spoil it for me"
Rioja (purring): "I'm gorgeous and you love me"
Woman: "I'm putting you in the cupboard so I can't see you"
Rioja (in a muffled voice): "But you can't resist me! Let me OUT!"
Woman: "Piss off"