Sunday, 13 July 2008

Saturday Night's Alright

Rioja (eagerly): "Honey I'm Home!"

Woman: "What are you doing here? I wasn't going to drink tonight"

Rioja: "Ah, but you know you want to"

Woman: "I'm thinking about it"

Rioja (beguilingly): "Just one glass won't hurt"

Woman: "But I'm on my own, it's a bad idea"

Rioja: "I'll keep you company, help you relax"

Woman: "But then you'll put me in a bad mood and give me a headache"

Rioja: "You'll be fine, and anyway it's sad not to drink on a Saturday night"

Woman: "But I'm happy and you'll spoil it for me"

Rioja (purring): "I'm gorgeous and you love me"

Woman: "I'm putting you in the cupboard so I can't see you"

Rioja (in a muffled voice): "But you can't resist me! Let me OUT!"

Woman: "Piss off"
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20 comments:

  1. Gen14 July 2008 at 00:40

    Wow! I've had that conversation before many times!

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  2. Pam14 July 2008 at 00:55

    lmao! i don't usually have that type of conversation. heck, i'm a lightweight. i get drunk off of cold medicines that have alcohol in them. lol i have a LOT of body fat, therefore, get drunk faster. hehe

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  3. Tim Atkinson14 July 2008 at 11:39

    Talking wine! Are you sure you put it in the cupboard?

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  4. Sandi McBride14 July 2008 at 17:08

    Now that's funny. I don't care who you are! It's funny I tell you!!!
    Sandi

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  5. Lane Mathias14 July 2008 at 17:53

    You have a will of iron. That was Rioja talking.Rioja

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  6. Miranda14 July 2008 at 18:49

    Hey, I've tagged you. You may a) go to mine or b) tell me to piss of. I don't mind, either way!

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  7. Daryl14 July 2008 at 19:58

    Oh the infamous talking wine ... quick call the reality TV people ...

    Are you sure this convo happened BEFORE you drank?


    :-Daryl

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  8. Working Mum14 July 2008 at 20:17

    Did his friend Merlot join in? He's quite vociferous in this house!

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  9. Maggie May14 July 2008 at 20:43

    Talk about temptation! Did you stand firm?

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  10. cheshire wife14 July 2008 at 21:25

    How much was in the bottle that you put in the cupboard - was it by any chance empty?

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  11. blogthatmama14 July 2008 at 21:51

    Who had the last word then?

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  12. family affairs14 July 2008 at 23:59

    I'm impressed with your control. Little too harsh for me - always feel bad and let them out of the cupboard again after a few minutes. So weak Lx

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  13. Dumdad15 July 2008 at 17:19

    Free the Rioja One!

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  14. Bruno LoGreco15 July 2008 at 22:25

    Kudos to you! Be strong.. stand in front of the urge.

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  15. the mother of this lot16 July 2008 at 01:15

    I would like to believe you resisted temptation....?

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  16. nappy valley girl16 July 2008 at 08:00

    Glad to see you taking such a hard line with that cheeky Rioja. Naughty Shiraz managed to charm me far too easily the other night....

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  17. Gone Back South16 July 2008 at 13:39

    NEWSFLASH:
    In a dramatic turn of events, the Rioja One was freed last night by appeal court Judge Mr. GoneBackSouth. GBS is standing by her claims that wine makes you feel worse, not better, while Mr. GoneBackSouth is reported to be "resting" and unavailable for comment.

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  18. Bruno LoGreco17 July 2008 at 12:18

    sometimes you are up and sometimes you are done - be proud of the times you are up :)

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  19. Georgina17 July 2008 at 12:49

    Jeeze at least I only talk to chickens! I admire you will power!
    Debs x

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  20. Cath17 July 2008 at 15:15

    I admire your stamina, laugh at Mr. GBS's woeful lack of willpower, and wonder if you had entertained a cousin of Rioja's prior to this conversation you had with her (the wine that is)?

    (Maybe I need some)

    LMAO

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