Thursday, 8 May 2008

Predator

It's good to be back in the blogosphere. I stopped because I needed to clear some of the backlog of administrative shite that was giving me headaches, like a never-ending upheaval-hangover from hell. I made some headway during my blogless evenings. Changing town, job, home, school (and leaving my friends behind) all at once (with a husband working abroad) made me feel quite wobbly and fragile for a while; more jellyfish than great white.

And speaking of sharp-toothed predators, I met a real bull shark recently. She is a 32-ish Londoner with size zero waist, silicone DD's and muscles. Her long wavy hair bounces and floats like seaweed; she has lips like rose-buds, and eyes to drown in. I don't mind being around drop-dead gorgeous women, in fact we had a good laugh to start with. But when she noticed my unsuspecting husband and started pulling her blatant man-hunting limpit routine on him, several times over, right in front of my eyes, it all went a bit salty sour.

Anyway it's all forgotten now (grrrr).

9 comments:

  1. When women do that, it doesn't so much make me jealous as not want to be around any female that would pull that crap on another female, especially if she hasn't done anything to deserve it. Sounds like very low self-esteem, (oops sorry, an Americanism. I've been here too long.)

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  2. Glad you gave her the old heave ho!
    Could do with out that kind of threat! She must be absolutely friendless!

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  3. Hey! Thanks for stopping by my blog and saying hi... not to mention the sidebar link. I'm SO flattered.

    As for the silicone stripper with eyes for your husband... stick a pin in her DD's next time you see her and hope that she whistles away like a deflating balloon flying all over the place and then out into space. Maybe your son can study her next after Jupiter.

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  4. Hi GBS, glad you're back! We missed you!

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  5. She'll probably meet a sticky end like the Great White in Jaws...

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  6. Are you kidding me? Want me to poke her eyeballs out? Unbelievable!

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  7. i'm really loving your writings...ha ha @ bull shark. i'm sure she was a downright (insert appropriate expletive here) lol i'll have to remember to add you to my blog roll.

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